Convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby landed in Australia yesterday, only to be immediately arrested by Australian authorities for smuggling charges a second time round.
In a statement released by the AFP, the police commissioner stated “It’s with a heavy heart that we’ve had to take Schapelle into custody, she’s an Australian icon and a real true blue Aussie with authority issues. No further comment.”
Shappelle was arrested upon landing for attempting to smuggle her two pet dogs into the country on her infamous boogie board.
“I learned a lot from the first time round and I really thought I could get it this time” Shappelle said before being taken away.
More information to come as this story unfolds.