Smart Chickens Can Control Goats; Next Australian ‘Mining Boom’

Breaking News: Government funded scientists have discovered that chickens can develop the ability to communicate with and direct goats, which the Prime Minister intends to use as a replacement for mining workers and automobiles. As demonstrated above, this rooster had the amazing power of influencing the goat, causing it to move away from the feeding chickens. We attempted to query the Prime Minister though on how he’d convinced the chickens to work for him, but he has refused to comment on this article.

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